Because you are child of the government.
I knew there was a reason I liked this comic!
"Because we are all insane, and we need to induct you 'properly.'"
It's always odd when someone you've only ever seen in glasses takes them off, I suppose it's natural that that applies in comics as well.
Because is the best and, in the end, the only answer.
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